Ok, so I was at the store getting some milk, and I noticed a man riding one of those electric scooters that stores sometimes provide for disabled folks.
He cruised up to a display of wine bottles (yes, they were right by the milk. Isn’t that kinda weird?) and grabbed a couple. (I know because I heard the clinking when he put them in the basket. Don’t you judge me!)
That’s when it hit me: why don’t LIQUOR STORES have those little electric scooters?? How fun would that be?!
They’d probably want a protective railing of some kind to protect the pretty glass bottles, but, just think of it!!
I mean, I always drove better than I walked, didn’t you?!
I wasn’t sure I should share this BRILLIANT idea with the interweb, cos you know, somebody will probably steal it. But then I figured, like so many of my other million-dollar ideas, some jerk logical thinker would shoot it down and make it look like a not-great idea. So, screw it. If you want to implement this STROKE OF FREAKIN GENIUS idea, just send me a picture of it, k? That would be thanks enough for me.
Oh, and you’re welcome.
Posted from my cabin in the mountains.
Hahahahaha…I literally laughed out loud.
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LoL I’m glad I’m not the only one.
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Wouldn’t people end up racing around the store & getting DUI convictions? π
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Hmmm, hadn’t thought of that. π¦
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I tried to leave a comment on your blog but it won’t let me?! π¦
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Should be ok. Did you get an error?
Comments sometimes go into the moderation queue but there’s nothing there at the moment.
If you get time please do try again.
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I will. π
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I’m afraid the damages to the bottles would outweigh the convenience. Thanks for the laugh. I would like to invite you to post your writing at the Senior Salon tomorrow.
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I’m so glad toy enjoyed it! Please email me the details-I’d be more than happy to share my work @ Senior Salon!
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Please see my “Guest posting” page for my (encripted) contact info. I look forward to hearing from you!
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That’s funny. π
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I couldn’t resist commenting. Well written!
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Thanks so much! If you don’t mind, how did you find me? Thanks for the comment!!
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